Unearthing a life.....

Editorial Opinion: As a result of centuries of indecisiveness, the timing is radically off on this Armageddon caper. The six horsemen (grandchildren to the 13th power of the original Apocalyptic Horseman Designates) were caught at an immature age AND four of the horses were unavailable, having been rented out to Halliburton as dray animals. As a result, the Horsemen were not as frightening as was specified in the Intelligent Design, they had to ride three to a horse, they had not yet received any training in their pestilential specialties, and they were uncertain as to how many of them were supposed to take the field during the Grand Opening.