Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Afta while, Crocodile....

'Alligators Are Striking Fear into Floridians.'
'Panic has set in after three women were killed in the past two weeks.'
"Though alligators are statistically less likely to kill a person than is the family dog, the state's Nuisance Alligator Program hotline has had 200 calls a day since the three incidents in mid-May."
....C. J. Williams, Los Angeles Times
Okay, Florida is basking in the golden spotlight of noteriety again. Well deserved it would appear. The Sunshine State hasn't been under such a dark cloud since the 2000 AD election of George W. Bush ... another Floridian caper that has cost a considerable number of lives.
Like the aforesaid election of George W. Bush, which reached out to touch us all, the current Floridian problem of native alligators using human being women as dental floss ... is also spreading northward. Or, more correctly, northwestward.
'Kitsap Woman in Narrow Escape from Reptilian Jaws of Death!'

Dateline Bremerton, Washington -- Affiliated Press --
Around 10:00 this morning, on a quiet deadend street in the outer fringes of East Bremerton, an (evil) alligator slithered out of the underbrush.....


.....forced his way into the home of therapy noir VIP Dr. Bookworm.....


....let forth a bellow of hunger and rage (partially due to being temporarily blinded by camera flashbulbs, or the equivalent thereto......


.....and launched a scurrilous attack on the person of the good doctor herself. Shriek, shriek! Help, help!

Grandson Allie rushed to Bookworm's aid, dealing the errant dragon a blow to the head with a four-pound ball of PlayDough. The upended gator was then atomically disassociated with a beam of super force emanating from the lad's fingertips. When asked how they felt about that, Bookworm and her grandson said, in unison, "We should have chocolate ... or presents."

Quote of the week:

"Autumn is my Hottie! Mine! Mine! Mine! She is MY Hottie!"

....Allie voicing his outrage when another little boy on the school bus claimed that Autumn (Allie's love of this academic year) was his Hottie.



# posted by Clear Creek Girl : 5:47 PM
Comments:
A pink gator - you have the best stuff happen at your house!


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# posted by Blogger Brown Shoes : 11:05 PM
 
BS ---
Yes! Odd color for a Gater, right! Maybe a bird disease being passed on by flamingos(?).
Yes (again)! A lot of wierd stuff goes down out here in the Central Kitsap boonies. Maybe our house got built on one of those electro-magnetic confluences the UFO's use for course plotting beacons(?).
# posted by Blogger Clear Creek Girl : 8:43 AM
 
Well - that could certainly explain a lot...


bs
# posted by Blogger Brown Shoes : 9:37 AM
 
A vortex, that's what it is! Hottie? Hmmmmmm......see my answer to Bookworm's blog.
# posted by Blogger Mom : 12:51 PM
 
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